Well, here’s a shocker: despite his unprecedented achievement last week—becoming the first president to be criminally indicted (or criminally “indicated,” as he put it)—Donald Trump’s three-week streak at the top of the Attention-Whore Index came to a stunning end. His acolyte Marjorie Taylor Greene edged him out, 41.1 percent to 38.1 percent, though presumably Trump will claim that he won in a landslide. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was a distant third, with 9.1. percent, followed by James Patterson, Ron DeSantis, Rupert Murdoch, Elon Musk, and Marlène Schiappa.

The new poll should be very interesting indeed. It’s all in your hands.