It was close this week—a real nail-biter, in fact. Prince Harry eked out his fifth consecutive win in the A.W.I. Poll, earning 41 percent of your vote. But hot on his heels was Renaissance man George Santos, at 38.6 percent. The rest of the field trailed badly: Donald Trump drew 9.1 percent, followed by Joe Biden, Ye, Kevin Spacey, and Matteo Messina Denaro. But now everyone starts fresh.

The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …