Firing on all cylinders, Prince Harry cruised to his fourth consecutive Attention-Whore Index win, a landslide with 81.9 percent of the vote. Jair Bolsonaro and Kate Beckinsale, whose names have almost certainly never before appeared in the same sentence, were neck and neck but a distant second and third (6.1 percent and 5.1 percent), followed by Donald Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell, and John Bolton. But what will the next installment bring? That’s up to you, the readers.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
