He’s a (semi-)royal juggernaut: readers gave Prince Harry first place in last week’s poll, with 59.93 percent of the vote. Kevin McCarthy was a solid but distant second (14.81 percent), followed by Elon Musk, George Santos, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and, finally, the doubles team of Gwyneth Paltrow and Heidi Klum. Frankly, here at AIR MAIL we thought McCarthy would have done a little better, having essentially spent the entire week wandering around with a KICK ME sign on his back that he’d pinned there himself. But you, the readers, have spoken. And now you can again.

The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …