If anyone is in any doubt that Prince Harry has read his own ghostwritten 416-page memoir, look no further. For the full Spare experience, only the audiobook will do.
For 15 hours and 37 minutes last week, the Duke of Sussex was in my head. Actually, it was closer to 12. Harry’s voice is so slow, and broken by pregnant pauses and chapter breaks, that despite the pace of the revelations, listening to it at anything less than 1.3x speed felt like my life was being lengthened in front of my ears. And at that speed, weirdly, he sounds eerily like Gordon Ramsay.
