In Palm Beach, Florida, Donald Trump celebrated week three (and counting) of the war he has unleashed by taking to the links. Quiet time to reflect on the latest dispiriting mess he’s inflicted on the world? More likely it was to process the speech his wife, First Lady Melania Trump, had just made at the White House for Women’s History Month: “As a visionary”—how about that, two in one household—“I know success is not born overnight.” (Or, rather, “borne over night,” as the official White House transcript has it.) “Often alone, at the top, I follow my passion, listen to my instinct, and always maintain a laser focus. In solitude my creative mind dances—filling my imagination with originality.”
It goes on. Meanwhile, back on planet Earth:
