Being indicted for trying to overturn an election would make it hard for anyone to fly under the radar, and it’s even tougher if you’re a former president. So it’s no surprise that Donald Trump won last week’s Attention-Whore polling with 44.3 percent of your vote. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Elon Musk tied for second with 16 percent, and—a surprise to us—the Sussexes and Beckhams, who offered up a modest sundered friendship, nevertheless outpolled Rudy Giuliani, even though he really outdid himself last week. But the choice, as always, is yours. Speaking of which:
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
