Noisy zillionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg do very well in this competition flying solo. Harnessed together, as they were last week with all that talk of a Las Vegas cage match [sic], they’re unbeatable. Even runners-up Harry and Meghan couldn’t get near them, polling 24.8 percent to the Muskerberg duo’s 37.1 percent. Jonah Hill was third (14.9 percent), followed by New York mayor Eric Adams, the resurgent 1950s, Joe Biden, and King Juan Carlos of Abu Dhabi—sorry, of Spain.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
