Signing with a high-octane Hollywood talent agency has already paid off for Meghan Markle: it catapulted her instantly to the top of the A.W.I. Poll, from which she’d been conspicuously absent for some time. (Well done, William Morris Endeavor!) Last week’s results: the Duchess of Sussex, 33.8 percent; Donald Trump, 27.3 percent; Choupette, 13 percent, the highest-ranking feline to date; George Santos, 11.7 percent; Meghan’s Estranged Family, 10.4 percent; and, bringing up the rear, Liz Truss and a waxworks version of Prince Harry.
The results of the next round of polling would appear to be, shall we say, historically preordained. But one never knows. It is, after all, entirely up to you.