For years now, people have struggled to figure out what it is that Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz are actually useful for. She is ostensibly an actress, although her biggest role to date was playing the fourth human lead in a forgotten Transformers sequel nine years ago. Meanwhile, he has been even more aimless, putting in brief stints as a photographer, then as a television chef, and then as a sort of half-hearted TikTok stylist.
But finally we have an answer. Thanks to a recent flurry of lawsuits and countersuits, we are able to conclusively state that Brooklyn and Nicola were put on this earth for one thing and one thing only: to wildly infuriate wedding planners.
