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Small Talk
“I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I’m not ponying up for an after-party too.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Nude descending a staircase.
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Hello, H.R.? I’d like to file a complaint. I just learned I’m being paid 30 percent more than a female colleague doing exactly the same job.”
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Small Talk
“You’re in luck—it’s bobblehead day.”
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“On this very sad occasion—and on all occasions—I’d like to remind everyone that I graduated from Harvard.”
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Small Talk
“It’s a message from the killer. It says: ‘Dear Police, I’ve hidden the clues in my newsletter, which you would know if you actually read it.’”
Small Talk
“I know, I know … But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs.”
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“I know old homes come with their own risks, but I just love the sense of history.”
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“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”
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“I’m your partner, not your ‘work husband.’ Especially around perps.”