“It’s official. The middle ground has now become fringe territory.”
Small Talk
“I used to shoot first and ask questions later, but now I start with the questions.”
Small Talk
“You’re supposed to put the air holes in the top of the box.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It turns out he’s been speaking in word salad all along. He was able to hide it during his lengthy career as an art critic.”
Small Talk
“We’ve concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word ‘inclusion.’”
Small Talk
“Frankenstein is my father’s name. Please, call me Monster.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Will you please stop acting like my mother except for the laundry and food and cleaning and stuff?!!”
Small Talk
“Your job will be to bang your head against this wall from nine to five each day.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I was thinking of something more pointy.”
Small Talk
“Satan? Oh, heavens, no! Satan was created by the marketing team to drive membership and sell energy drinks.”
Small Talk
“Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he’s just using it to hang his clothes.”
Small Talk
“There’s something you should know about me.”
Small Talk
“Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don’t underestimate their numbers!!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes, and hoard your wealth, you can someday, in an act of extreme self-indulgent, meaningless vanity, be an astronaut.”
