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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Jake, please hold my calls and fetch my Cheetos gloves.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“The more I read about these cats, the less I care for them.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Then it’s settled—our strategy is to hope for better things.”
Risko’s Sketchbook
Small Talk
“Well, the crazy bastards went ahead and did it … they wrapped it in bacon.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Nope, Jeb’s my pardner. My partner is Zeke.”
Small Talk
“For God’s sake, will you relax?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“You know how it is. Some days you like to drive; some days you like to be driven.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“If I give you a look, introduce yourself. I can’t remember their names.”
Small Talk
“I can still remember when cartoons were about humor, not product placement.”
Small Talk
“Apropos of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?”
Small Talk
“Don’t even get me started with this guy. He demanded craft services supply two tons of wool every day!”
Small Talk
“I mean, do we even have white privilege if we can’t skip diversity training?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I don’t care how good he is. Ain’t nobody can get a shirt on Jeffrey.”
Small Talk
“This place was a lot more fun before the dress code.”
Small Talk
“That’s your 15th balloon, Derek. Have you thought of something funny to say with the high voice yet?”
Small Talk
“I have bad news about the replacement heart, but good news if you’re feeling peckish.”