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“I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Just turn off the director’s cut.”
“I only regret that I have but one life to lose to prove this is a hoax.”
“It’s different when they’re your own.”
“It’s getting hard to find a good public bathroom.”
“Hey, look! The restaurants are opening back up.”
“There has to be a better way to remember the way back.”
Working from home.
“Look, Keith, they kept our potting sheds!”
“I don’t take off the mask until the third date.”
“It’s time you started thinking about your future, young man … ”
“And I’m telling you it looks exactly like the picture. See?”
“Of course the cow jumped you for the promotion—the guy is a ruthless social climber. Nobody likes him. Look at that fake smile. You don’t want that life. Ugh, I’m sorry, man. Lunch on me today, O.K.? Whaddya want? You want Thai?”
“This is Miami—we’ll let the rising sea level do the rest.”