“This is Miami—we’ll let the rising sea level do the rest.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Of course the cow jumped you for the promotion—the guy is a ruthless social climber. Nobody likes him. Look at that fake smile. You don’t want that life. Ugh, I’m sorry, man. Lunch on me today, O.K.? Whaddya want? You want Thai?”
Small Talk
“And I’m telling you it looks exactly like the picture. See?”
Small Talk
“It’s time you started thinking about your future, young man … ”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I don’t take off the mask until the third date.”
Small Talk
“Look, Keith, they kept our potting sheds!”
Small Talk
Working from home.
Small Talk
“There has to be a better way to remember the way back.”
Small Talk
“Hey, look! The restaurants are opening back up.”
Small Talk
“It’s getting hard to find a good public bathroom.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s different when they’re your own.”
Small Talk
“I only regret that I have but one life to lose to prove this is a hoax.”
Small Talk
“I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Just turn off the director’s cut.”
