I always hoped that, in the event of a global catastrophe, I could rely on my girl friends to focus on the important things. They did not disappoint.

“My hair!” wailed one bottle-blonde of my acquaintance. “My roots! What is going to become of me if I can’t get to the hairdresser for three months?”

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