In East Rutherford, New Jersey, authorities are still searching for a man who photobombed World Cup champion Spain’s team picture as the players celebrated with their trophies. The interloper, who lumbered onto the stage and refused to leave despite Gianni Infantino’s repeated urging (maybe the FIFA chief should have tried to coax him with small treats or large, shiny medals), was described as dressed in a dark suit and overlong red tie, bloated, slow moving, apparently slow thinking, and with a bizarre orange cast—the effect, according to one onlooker, that of “taxidermy gone terribly wrong.”
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