The World Cup comes to North America this summer with 48 teams vying for the title. But which one should you support? There’s always the home team, but where’s the fun in that when, for one month, you can try on a temporary international identity? Don’t worry if your understanding of the beautiful game is a little limited. Air Mail is here to help confused New Yorkers decide which team to accessorize with—even if you don’t know your Erling Haaland from a hole in the ground.

The Hamptons Agrarian

You’re deeply involved in land preservation, by which you mean you’re asking Annabelle Selldorf to design a 12,000-square-foot wellness barn on “under-utilized” wetlands. Your guesthouse is called “the Old Milking Shed” and has a climate-controlled wine room.