In A.W.I.’s recent polling, same as in November’s election, Donald Trump and J. D. Vance proved to be … One hesitates to call them the “winning ticket”—there’s nothing winning about either of them. So let’s say the “ticket that prevailed.” Trump, unraveling even more than usual—he boasted again about that old cognitive test he’d “ACED … something that is rarely seen!”—pulled down 42.2 percent, and his vice president got 23.2 percent for inflicting himself on the innocent Cotswolds, who had been quietly minding their own business. Third place went to the determinedly Cotswold-free Sussexes (14.4 percent), and fourth to Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan (9.7 percent), whose long-suffering neighbors in Palo Alto probably wish the couple would just go to the Cotswolds, or, really, anyplace.
Ready for another round? First this:
