We’re nearly a month into America’s constitutional crisis, sorry, “golden age.” Are you feeling it? The wrecking-ball Musk-Trump-Vance administration, abetted by an M.I.A. Congress, is doing its best to make sure you are. (Or possibly that’s just a vague numbness.) Their efforts are reflected in our most recent poll results, with the nominal president, Donald Trump, lumbering back into the winner’s circle (30.3 percent), trailed closely by his C.E.O., Elon Musk (28.7 percent), and—a refreshing break from politics—the long-suffering Grammys streaker Bianca Censori (23.4 percent).

This week’s competitors in a moment, but first: