It must have been his crowing about a bathroom renovation while, back in the real world, everything—to extend the plumbing metaphor—continued to circle the drain. Donald Trump topped last week’s Attention-Whore Index, with 47.3 percent of your vote. Only six percentage points separated the next four (distant) competitors—Kash Patel, Kim Kardashian, J. D. Vance, and Andrew M. Windsor.
On to this week’s grisly card. But first:
