He’s been in high gear again, chiefly by giving voice to his long-standing bromance with Vladimir Putin, so it’s no surprise that Donald Trump won more of your votes than anyone else last week, taking 43.8 percent. With him it’s always a landslide; in fact, the biggest in history, right? Unless, of course, it’s rigged. Second place went to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. with 19.9 percent (that creepy Super Bowl commercial), and third to Jennifer Lopez with 15.9 percent (that big payday in Dubai, though one suspects the streaming release of This Is Me … Now: A Love Story, her $20 million self-financed vanity project, might have significantly helped her cause, A.W.I.-wise).

The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …