Another week of Olympic-class lying, whining, slurring, and slur-slinging kept Donald “So What?” Trump atop the Attention-Whore Index, and thanks in part to his strange, disingenuous meandering into the area of women’s rights (“I will protect women at a level never seen before”), the contest wasn’t even close. Trump got 30.2 percent of your vote. Eric Adams, the freshly indicted top dog of New York’s City Hall, was second (20.3 percent). Sean Combs, the freshly indicted top dog of Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center, was third (18.2 percent).
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …