A new year of Attention-Whore Index polling has begun! But there was nothing new about week one, which was dominated by an all-too-familiar, all-too-orange scowl. Donald Trump won by a margin almost as big as his current lead in the Iowa polls, claiming 38.5 percent of your vote. Florida’s fun couple, the Zieglers—the family-values conservative leaders who admitted to a threesome and were accused of rape—were second with 19.9 percent, ex–Harvard president Claudine Gay third at 18 percent, and Nikki Haley fourth (13.7 percent).
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
