The Withings Body Scan Scale

A scale that will tell you much more than your weight, and perhaps more than you want to know

There’s a joke about an elderly lady who gets a phone call one evening. She answers it with “Hello.” A creepy man’s voice says, “I think you’re naked right now, and you want me to come over and do all the things you like to do in bed. We’re going to … ”

“Wait,” the woman interrupts. “All this you know from ‘Hello’?”