In a gratifyingly competitive A.W.I. this past week, Lizzo won with 28.2 percent—being on the receiving end of a few lawsuits always helps. But Prince Harry was back in the running with 21 percent, followed closely by Ron DeSantis (16.9 percent), the Trump lawyer John “Aspirational” Lauro (14.4 percent), and Elon Musk (11.8 percent). We’re surprised that Commodore, one of our rare non-human contestants (along with Barbie a few weeks back and, of course, Musk), didn’t poll better. We have to conclude that the old news maxim about DOG BITES MAN—or even DOG BITES MEN—still holds.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
