Here we are, a dozen or so installments into the Attention-Whore Index, and we’ve come full circle. Prince Harry dominated the early going, his reign lasting six straight weeks, a couple of those wins shared with his duchess. Then came four consecutive losses, to George Santos (twice), Don Lemon, and Donald Trump.

But last week’s polling is in hand, and look who’s back on top: Harry, with 46 percent. Followed by Ron DeSantis (29.3 percent), Trump (13.6 percent), and, more distantly, Norfolk Southern, Sergey Lavrov, and Stanley Johnson.