The Attention-Whore Index

This week sees the return of the prodigal prince to the top of the Index. Can he be overthrown by an even more querulous windbag? You decide!

Prince Harry (49.8 percent) has reclaimed the top spot this week on the strength of what was essentially a pay-per-view eavesdropping on a therapy session. Why does he keep doing this? We think it’s obvious: once you’ve experienced the thrill of finishing first in AIR MAIL’s Attention-Whore Index Poll, it’s hard to go back to, um, civilian life—you need that fix, and you’ll do whatever it takes to get it. Harry was trailed by Ron DeSantis (11.9 percent) and Elon Musk (11.4 percent), and even more distantly by Donald Trump, Scott Adams, Vasily Nebenzya, Emily Ratajkowski, and Prince Andrew.

The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …