He did himself proud last week, did Donald Trump, pulling out the stops to claim the prize as top Attention Whore (53.2 percent). Well earned. Second place went to the new, A.I.-powered Bing (16.8 percent), who will probably have plenty to say about that, and third to Prince Andrew (13.7 percent). The second division: Boris Johnson, Kim Yo-jong, and Tiffany Santos. Does Andrew’s respectable showing suggest the royals are eager to get back in the game? We think it might!
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …