Cocaine
The banker who insists that finance doesn’t define him
You book a summer house in the Hamptons four months in advance, but claim it was a last-minute trip. You have dinner at Tao and end up in a heated discussion about low-income-housing deals at a consultant’s apartment in Murray Hill.
Xanax
The Upper East Side MILF
You stop by Dr. Robert Schwarcz’s office for a touch-up after lunch at Sant Ambroeus uptown, then forget to pick your kindergartener up from school. You leave the dog at the pet spa to avoid the risk that it pees in the private jet. You notice the pill bottle feels light but don’t suspect your teenagers are selling your stash at school. You take one too many of the remaining pills on the plane and find yourself slurring words over spicy margaritas at Le Bilboquet Palm Beach.
