Elon Musk outdid, and undid, himself in last week’s competition. Musk’s idea of damage control in the wake of the latest speculation that he’s anti-Semitic-curious (or worse) entailed—apart from flying immediately to Israel—telling X’s fleeing advertisers to “Go. F***. Yourself.” His efforts rewarded him with 37.1 percent of your vote, enough to edge out departing diva George Santos (31.1 percent). Man of letters Omid Scobie placed third (15.9 percent).
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …