Here we go again. Three years after the fawning Finding Freedom about Harry and Meghan, along comes Omid Scobie with more royal guff. Endgame is ostensibly about the whole royal family. From what I can gather, though, the Sussex circus is back in book form, and the Montecito worldwide privacy tour, lampooned in South Park, is in headlong pursuit of a quiet life once again.
Sit down when I tell you this, but did you know that the royal family are beastly and doomed? Are you as astonished as I am that Harry and Meghan emerge glowing with goodness, like extras from a Ready Brek ad? How lovely to know that Meghan doesn’t want to set foot in England again, not because she might be booed, or bored, or rained on, although those are all legitimate concerns, but because she doesn’t want to get caught up in the soap opera of the royal family, which is quite something coming from someone who made their name as an actress in a soap opera.