We could all see it coming. For weeks the It Couple of the moment has been ubiquitous (to put it mildly), and was at last honored properly: Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift won handily with 51.4 percent of your votes. Pig-eyed perennial Donald Trump placed second (25.4 percent), and energetic self-promoter Shaun King was third (14.7 percent). It would be no surprise if this poll were to engage with all of them again at some point, probably sooner rather than later.

The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …