The last Attention-Whore Index appeared just before the holidays, when you’d need to have been living on Easter Island or in a yurt, or both, to escape the desperate Harry and Meghan media onslaught. No surprise that readers overwhelmingly awarded them the top spot (59.5 percent). The distant runner-up, Elon Musk, got 18.43 percent, and he was trailed by Donald Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Sam Bankman-Fried, Vladimir Putin, and Arizona governor Doug Ducey.

But things have changed. A little. Don’t forget to vote.