Joe Biden and Vladimir Putin have at least one thing in common, if you choose to believe the Daily Mail and The Sun. And why wouldn’t you? These world leaders, polarized in countless ways, have both (allegedly) dabbled in the delicate art of cosmetic intervention: hair plugs, cosmetic dentistry, Botox and filler, and perhaps a nip and a tuck.
Who knows if it’s true. Not me. Why bother bringing it up? Because the editors of Air Mail asked me to. In other words, this whole idea is not my fault. But a job’s a job, and I have 898 words to go.
