To the four C’s of diamonds (carat, cut, clarity, and color), might we now add a fifth? Cheek, perhaps. Or chutzpah. Or maybe simply cojones.

Lulu Lakatos, the alleged jewel thief currently on trial in London for one of the most audacious and delicious heists in recent memory, certainly appears to possess all three in good measure—although her overwhelming physical attributes, it should be said, are decidedly more female than male.