What if we crowned Joe Biden as our queen?

In the metaphorical sense, at least, wouldn’t a post-Trump nation be better off with Biden enthroned as a handsome figurehead, while his high-octane brain trust—led by Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Andrew Cuomo, Kamala Harris, Andrew Yang, and Dr. Fauci (don’t worry, he’ll be fired by Trump in plenty of time to sign on)—does the actual work of making America America again? The team can get the country back on track, while Biden, like Elizabeth II, sits serenely in a secure location, spinning old favorites such as “We’ll Meet Again.”