Amid all the horrifying developments of the past week—coronavirus, the death of Kobe Bryant, the Kushner-Trump “peace plan” for the Middle East—there was one especially chilling bit of news. Harvey Weinstein, on trial in New York for rape, disgraced, disgusting, and undoubtedly near broke, has a girlfriend.

Or may have. The New York Post’s Page Six seems pretty confident that Alexandra Vino, a 30-year-old actress, is romantically involved with the toppled 67-year-old movie mogul and reportedly even shared pot and ice-cream sundaes with him at the Molly Pitcher Inn, in Red Bank, New Jersey—ordered from room service. (O.K., the man’s on a walker … )