If you believe that people with white skin are superior to those with black or brown skin, vote for Trump.
If you believe that it’s fine for a commander in chief to call soldiers “suckers” and “losers” for serving in the military, vote for Trump.
If you believe that America should turn its back on its traditional allies while cozying up to autocrats and dictators, vote for Trump.
If you believe that it’s fine for a U.S. president to pay more in taxes to the Chinese Treasury than to the American one, vote for Trump.
If you believe that the futures of your children will be enhanced by vast deregulation of the polluting industries, vote for Trump.
If you believe that the coronavirus is a hoax and that the White House has it all “totally under control,” vote for Trump.
If you believe that it’s helpful in the midst of a global pandemic to refer to Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s chief immunologist, as a “disaster” and the government’s scientists as “idiots,” vote for Trump.
If you believe that it’s fine for a U.S. president to pay more in taxes to the Chinese Treasury than to the American one, vote for Trump.
If you believe that ridiculing people with disabilities for the delight of the crowd is fine, vote for Trump.
If you believe it’s appropriate for a president to threaten to lock up his political opponents, vote for Trump.
If you believe it’s funny when a U.S. president describes the African nation your relatives came from as a “shithole” country, vote for Trump.
If you believe that it’s necessary for America to separate—perhaps permanently—more than 500 children from their migrant parents, vote for Trump.
If you believe that a candidate’s paying hush money to a porn star in the middle of a presidential campaign is par for the course, vote for Trump.
If you believe it’s appropriate for a U.S. president to denigrate women in authority positions because he finds them threatening, vote for Trump.
If you think it’s appropriate to call your opponent “a criminal” with no basis in fact, vote for Trump.
If you believe that using the levers of government for self-dealing, punishing enemies, and rewarding donors is right and good, vote for Trump.
If you believe that filling senior government posts with inexperienced family members, political toadies, and criminals is the right course of action for America, vote for Trump.
If you believe that it is acceptable for a president to treat the Justice Department as his own law-enforcement arm and personal law firm, vote for Trump.
If you still believe that it’s O.K. for a president to say that it’s fine for famous men to grab women “by the p***y,” vote for Trump.
If you believe that calling journalists “enemies of the people” and “real garbage” is in the nation’s interests, vote for Trump.
If you think it’s the norm for multiple former members of an administration to end up with prison sentences, vote for Trump.
If you are a Republican and you believe that your party’s future prospects are enhanced by a president’s endorsements of QAnon conspiracy theorists, anti-Semites, and white nationalists, vote for Trump.
If you believe that an American president can be a person of absolutely no moral principles or moral compass, vote for Trump.
If you believe that the last four years of lying, incompetence, division, economic and medical calamity, and utter chaos have succeeded in making “America Great Again,” vote for Trump.
Us?
We always knew he was a sham—as a man, a business operator, and a politician.
We’re going with Biden and Harris.