“O.K., O.K., people—we’re not workshopping these. They’re already set in stone.”
Small Talk
“This is where they’re getting in.”
Small Talk
“Honestly, I don’t know how I cooked all those years before I got the husband gate.”
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“I regret believing in reincarnation.”
Small Talk
“Did you remember to take the trash in?”
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“I used to say, ‘Live and learn,’ but now I say, ‘Make one mistake and it’ll be all over the Internet and then you’re screwed.’”
Small Talk
“I told you to stop doing this if you’re going to approach each table saying, ‘Little help here.’”
Small Talk
“She does everything he does—backward, forward, and diagonally—only in high heels.”
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Small Talk
“At least they’re no longer talking about the pandemic.”
Small Talk
“No Shakespeare yet. But they are churning out 10 new drug names a week.”
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“So I told her you have to talk to your plants! Show them you care! But you know Fran, it’s all in one ear, out the other. So finally dessert came … ”
Small Talk
“It’s come to my attention that you’ve been pushing the box and thinking outside the envelope, Jenson.”
Small Talk
“Hey, Alexa—turn the heat down to 63, lock the door when we leave, raise the children, get them into a good school, leave them the house when we pass away, and have them bury us in companion plots on a hill at Green-Wood Cemetery.”
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“I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack.”
Small Talk
“The price is for the neck up. Anything else is extra.”
Small Talk
“Women! Am I right?”
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“With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed.”
