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“You participated the hell out of that tournament.”
“Remember to keep your weight back and your eye on the kneecap.”
“Last week, actually—thanks for noticing.”
“Now, would you consider yourself more of a girlboss, a She-E-O, or a mompreneur?”
“Mom, the kids at school threatened to damage my brand.”
“I’m just a girl, standing behind a guy, watching him load the dishwasher incorrectly.”
“You don’t get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are.”
The simple life—and lots of it!
“Keep it open.”
“I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do for you unless you act entitled and make a scene.”
“Pass the remote. Not that one, the other one. No, the big one. The one next to the little one. The little black one. No, the other one. Go left, too far, back one. You’re getting hotter. Hotter, hotter … ”
“We’re not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose.”
The tiny-houseboat movement.
“One of the hardest things to understand when you’re in a different culture is their sense of humor.”
“We’ll settle this the old-fashioned way—with a dance-off.”
“You’ve reached the end of your trial. Would you like to upgrade to the full Lionel?”
“I’m back from the dead—I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!”
“The best I will give you is my Starbucks name.”
“Because I designed this damned thing.”