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“On the gentleman’s left!”
“I think that should cover this week’s news cycle.”
“Retail-shopping re-enactors.”
“After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it’s for half-off chicken wings.”
“Want to join our fantasy-income league?”
“O.K., let’s maybe take a break from the scary nonfiction stories.”
“I’ve never been afraid to speak power to truth.”
“Reaper! You’re on in five pages.”
“I’ve hated Tom Brady forever, but I’ll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about.”
“We know nothing. We’ll be back in five minutes with nothing more.”
“It’s still too flattering—keep looking.”
“Believe it or not, some people don’t want kids.”
“Non-traditional office space should be more fun.”
“Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?”
“Sorry, I can’t make it tonight—I have too good a parking spot.”
