It’s not easy being Meghan. Seriously. Oh, come on! First there’s the fledgling jam brand, which won’t be usurping Bonne Maman anytime soon. And who among us hasn’t suffered through her attempts at media domination, which began with megabucks deals from Netflix and Spotify but have since evolved into a guest appearance on MasterChef Australia? Now Meghan is back in Britain and surrounded by stony-faced adversaries. It’s not exactly happily (As Ever) after.
But if you’re still unable to locate a soft spot for the Duchess of Sussex, just wait, because her situation has further deteriorated. After just two days of the school term, she has been forced to enroll Lilibet and Archie elsewhere due to traffic-related security concerns. And, worst of all, having reportedly already joined the original school’s WhatsApp group, she’s now been plunged into a new one.