According to ancestry.com, I have no royal blood in my lineage. As a kid, I thought I did because my father frequently described me as a royal pain in the ass, but it turns out that had a completely different meaning.
While we’re on the subject of royals and asses, did you know that you’re not allowed to show the King or Queen your backside? I mean, what is that? No matter how awkward the situation, you must walk away from them backward. That’s not always easy to do, and it seems downright hazardous to me, but to them it’s apparently a sign of disrespect if they get even a glimpse of your buttocks.
