Dear President Trump:
Please find below my preliminary suggestion for your October schedule. As always, I have put private meetings/phone calls in italics. I left some gaps for doctor’s visits.
Respectfully,
Stephen N. Miller
Deputy Chief of Staff
- October 1: Public unveiling of report on malfunctioning U.N. escalator.
- October 2: Monthly review of Kash Patel target list.
- October 4, 5: Golf—New Jersey: Bedminster and Colts Neck.
- October 7: Vladimir Putin birthday. Dedicate in honor of President Zelensky.
- October 8: Announce addition of M.M.A. bout to Kennedy Center Honors Gala.
- October 9: National Vermin Day. Announce new nationwide pest/cockroach standards.
- October 10: Announce pardon of Ghislaine Maxwell and offer of sanctuary at Trump International Golf Club, Dubai.
- October 11, 12: Golf—Florida: Doral, West Palm Beach.
- October 13: Tiffany’s 32nd birthday. No need to call.
- October 14: Unveil renderings of conversion of White House bowling alley into pistol range.
- October 15: Announce personal grant of 10 percent stake in Coca-Cola (for promotional services).
- October 16: Waco, Texas. 10 a.m. – 10:15 a.m.: Review re-districting plan with Texas governor Greg Abbott. 11 a.m. – 6 p.m.: Review progress of L3Harris refurbishment of pre-owned Qatari 747.
- October 17: World Bank/I.M.F. and meet Ajay Banga, president of the World Bank Group (reminder: not founder of the Bunga Bunga Club)
- October 17: PROPOSED state dinner for King and Queen of Sweden (Rehearse Nobel Prize ceremony).
- October 18, 19: Golf—Florida: Jupiter, Doral.
- October 19: FLOTUS to dedicate former Rose Garden as Amalija Knavs Memorial Patio.
- October 20: Meeting with Anthony Albanese, prime minister of Australia (not Albania).
- October 21: Fitting for Songke Manggarai woven shirt for ASEAN Summit (sleek fit).
- October 22: Announce grant of White House casino license for Trump ballroom.
- October 23: Golf—Washington, D.C.: Trump National.
- October 25, 26: Golf—Florida: Doral, Jupiter/West Palm Beach.
- October 25: Declare National I.Q. Day. Sample question: Which is the best chandelier—bronze, silver, or gold? Lunch with Winkelvoss twins. Portfolio review with Eric and Donald junior.
- October 26–28: ASEAN Summit, Kuala Lumpur (Dress code: Songke Manggarai woven shirt—sleek fit).
- October 30: Ivanka’s 44th birthday (Reminder: older than Ivana was when you divorced her).
- October 31: APEC summit, Gyeongju, South Korea. Meet paramount leader (not David Ellison)
Michael Moritz is a writer and investor and a co-founder of the online daily The San Francisco Standard
