It’s not that Pam Bondi is bad at her job—it’s that she’s outstanding at the exact *opposite* of her job.

The Upside-Down World of Pam Bondi

From re-arming Mel Gibson to arresting judges who cross her, Trump’s attorney general is doing the opposite of serving justice

By Andy Borowitz

Photo illustration by Chop Choppish Shop

Remember when Trump nominated Matt Gaetz to be attorney general? We were so much younger then—although, it should be added, not young enough for Matt Gaetz.

At the time, I observed that Gaetz’s nomination was not what QAnon had in mind when they said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice. In the end, Matt turned out to be as reckless with Venmo as he was about the age of consent, and Trump quickly withdrew his name.