To Cannes, in the country of France, where Jeff Bezos’s fiancée, Lauren Sánchez, got what she deserves: a philanthropy award. Lauren was honored at something called the Global Gift Gala, where she received the women empowerment award for her commitment to climate justice, social justice, and coming off at absolutely all times as a woman who refers to her breasts as “my girls”.

Regular readers will know I have a huge amount of time for her. She accepted her gong wearing a necklace with a diamond pendant slightly larger than an Amazon warehouse, once again redrawing the blueprint that other humanitarians will simply need to watch and learn from.