It must have been all that Nazi saluting, although Elon Musk would have undoubtedly polled high regardless. The ever more strange, offensive, and ubiquitous Musk won for the third straight week (37.7 percent). Donald Trump was a strong second (31.4 percent), but the startling fact remains: Trump hasn’t won an A.W.I. competition since, let’s see, early November, when … you know. How long before Musk envy—Musk resentment, even—takes hold?

There were respectable finishes by the Sussexes (11.8 percent), who have solidly re-established themselves as part of the A.W.I. mix, and by newcomer Pete Hegseth (9.6 percent), from whom we will, unfortunately, be hearing more. But they were no match for two of the neediest, most self-regarding specimens on the planet.