OVERHYPED
Weddings
Yorgos Lanthimos
Sleeping with R.F.K. Jr.
Teenagers’ dependence on screens
Protein
Putting an emoji over your baby’s face on Instagram
Gift guides
Men addicted to Zyn
Caviar bumps
Meadow Lane
Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle campaign
Ha’s Snack Bar
Substack
Tap-to-pay
Cottage cheese
The mold at Bathhouse
“Raves”
Reformer Pilates
The Cotswolds
Smashburgers
ChatGPT
Fashion Week (all of them)
Diet Coke
Labubus
The “cunty” bob
Magic mushrooms
Longevity
Underhyped
Marriage
Yorgos Lanthimos’s Emma Stone fetish
Sleeping with Mark Sanford
Boomers’ dependence on screens
Dying for Sex with Michelle Williams
Women addicted to Zyn
Tashkent Supermarket
Troye Sivan’s Gap campaign
Brad Lander
MetroCards
Philadelphia cream cheese
How the white left suddenly started using inshallah
Carbone’s “B” rating for cleanliness
Nightclubs
King Charles
Pennies
Google Gemini
Pre-partum depression
Regular Coke
The Bill de Blasio impersonator
Calico Critters
Ghislaine Maxwell making her prison warden be her personal secretary
The cranky Bob (De Niro)
Acid
Accepting that we will all die one day
Jeanne Malle is an Associate Editor at AIR MAIL
