This week, in testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Attorney General Pam Bondi gave a master class in obfuscation, prevarication, and pettiness. Every question posed to her by the Democratic senators was met with snark, contempt, and bald-faced lies. Comparing the current attorney general to previous holders of that once esteemed office would be a pointless waste of time. As such, we’ve chosen instead to waste time comparing Pam Bondi to a can of Pam Non-Stick Spray.

Pam Non-Stick Spray can be bought anywhere in the country for about $5.99.